So I come to school with my shirt inside-out

…after going to my early morning community meeting, also with my shirt
inside-out.  But the day was only starting. So I was in my office and I decided to take a break and read Gawker but just as I pulled the page up a student walked in to
ask about registering for a class, and when he left I realized that
this headline was prominently displayed on my 21 inch monitor.

 

I’m just going to make myself a cup of coffee and pretend that nothing
ever happened. And by make myself a cup of coffee I mean literally
become a cup of coffee so that when anyone comes looking for me
they’ll look in my office and say, “Nope, no one’s here, but someone
left a cup of coffee on the desk.”