So when someone strolls into your office reeking of Axe, feel free to assume the worst.

“Researchers in Australia tested a theory that psychopathy — a severe personality disorder characterised by lack of empathy, antisocial behaviour and callousness — may be linked to impaired smell ability.”

I need to go around waving stinky things at everyone I know, and then closely monitoring their reactions.  It’s the only way I’ll feel safe now.