Internet dating. It’s like being a kid in a candy store. A candy store full of poisonous snakes.

Fake profile of horrible person attracts swarms of suitors.  (However: She's cute).  Any evolutionary psychologists want to weigh in on how it's time for the human race to die out already? "It's riddled with typos. This girl clearly lacks the ability to read and write. In the opening paragraph, she kind of quotes Katy Perry …